Jordan Wants Keira Knightley

Jordan, wife of 'I've had a nose job but nobody seems to have noticed' Peter Andre, plans to make a TV movie of her bestselling book 'Angel'. She told press:

"That is definitely happening. We haven't got as far as thinking about who will play me yet though." She went on to suggest Keira Knightley for the role saying: "She's stunning and a very good actress. I'd want someone quite high profile like her doing it."

Well, she is high profile in the sense that Jordan could just about hug her knee if she wore heels. But that's one of three minor issues. She's probably drop-kicking Bloom and Depp into the Caribbean right now, so that she can focus all her energy on becoming a busty orange.