Hasselhoff Moving To London?

Bouffant tele/pop/tits star David Hasselhoff is rumoured to be moving to London. According to ‘a source’ he’s “a fan of swanky London areas like Chelsea and Richmond” and will fly into the capital next week to do a spot of house hunting.

Good news for breweries, bored students and hairdressers… not so good news for razors and chandeliers. When asked if he would consider bringing his car over Dave said: “fucKit”.

See fullish story here. Then sing the entire Baywatch theme tune outloud. In your pants.